★ Dad jokes have the incredible power to make you cringe and laugh simultaneously, creating a state of emotional confusion. They're an art form, a secret language and a source of endless amusement.
★ Classic dad jokes are like the dad version of a magic trick. They may not be mind-blowing, but they always leave you wondering, "How did he come up with that?".
★ It's a hilarious symphony of comedic torture and you, my friend, are about to conduct it. Remember, you're not just telling a joke, you're creating a moment.
★ With great dad jokes comes great responsibility and possibly a lifetime ban from the family dinner table. But hey, it's all worth it for the sake of laughter, right?