World's Greatest Marriage Jokes

World's greatest collection of marriage jokes from America's top comics! Brought to you by the comic geniuses at Mad Comedy!
Fantastic gift for bachelor or bachelorette parties or makes a hilarious anniversary present.

Wife Control

There were three guys in a bar. After a few beers, two of them started bragging about how much control they have over their wives.
The third main remained silent, sipping his beer.

After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and said, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?"
The third man put down his beer and said, "Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife came to me on her hands and knees."
The other men were stunned.
"What happened then?" they demanded, almost in unison.

"Well, she crawled up to me and said, 'Get the hell out from under that bed and fight like a man!'"