May this book be your guide. May it save you years of internal turmoil. May it enlighten you and grant you total perspective. May this book endow you everything-and yet nothing at all. May it bring you peace, and with peace, the ability to walk the rest of your days with pure satisfaction and resolve that you know all that can be known about the pleasure of a woman.
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"Full satisfaction never guaranteed." - Dirk Wrüger