Showgirls Activity Book

We've cashed the check and are showing you what you want to see in this brand-new activity and coloring book dedicated to film's single greatest clusterf*ck: SHOWGIRLS.

Celebrate the 25th anniversary of this masterpiece with this paperback homage. Design your own nails, chip your tooth on a Quaalude-induced word search, and thrust your way through a maze to get Nomi from showing her t*ts at Cheetahs to being a showgirl on the stage at the Stardust.

What're you waiting for, darlin'? Finish that doggy chow, and order your copy today.

Features:

- Nomi Malone, Cristal Connors... Zack, Molly, Henri... all your favorite delinquents!

- "Oddly-specific" activity pages that even Nomi Malone could complete

- Over a dozen pages to put "a little more orange" (or whatever colors you like) on some of the most iconic Showgirls scenes

- Bonus: Design your own Crave Club flyer for James and Hope's terrible dance

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