Rubbed the Wrong Way: Don't Rub the Lamp! (Seriously, Don't.)

Azrael, a genie with a chronic case of the Mondays and magic as reliable as a three-legged stool on a trampoline, is having a day that could only be described as a comedic apocalypse.

He's trapped in a series of increasingly bizarre predicaments, from a shrinking teacup to a reality TV cooking show.

He faces a barrage of clueless humans, including a teenager who wants a pony, a clueless magician who can't conjure a decent spell, and a self-help guru whose positive affirmations have disastrously negative effects.

And let's not forget the pigeons. Philosophical pigeons with a penchant for gourmet cheese and existentialist debates.

Azrael's journey is a hilarious rollercoaster of magical mishaps, absurd encounters, and surprisingly relatable exasperation.

If you enjoy a healthy dose of chaos, quirky humor, and a genie who might just consider a career change (perhaps as a comedian?), then this book is for you.