Fifteen Fallacious Reasons Not to Text on the Toilet

Gone are the days of displayed magazines and table top reads. Besides, how often do we invite our friends and family over to sift through our coffee table books? Let's give these dust collectors a break. Instead this series concentrates on a place where we all find entertainment in reading. Bathroom Books are books for the bathroom, concise and engaging self-referential absurdity specifically designed with time in mind to occupy us for the duration of our... business. "Fifteen Fallacious Reasons Not to Text on the Toilet" illustrates the farcical and improbable consequences of texting on the toilet while aiming to highlight common errors in logic we encounter everyday.