Don't Be A C*nt

Don't Be a C*nt

A Modern Guide to Being Human

We all know one.

The line-cutter. The ghoster. The loud chewer.

The flash-on-at-a-concert guy.

The guy who takes a phone call on speaker-in an elevator.

This book is for everyone who's ever muttered,

"Are you serious right now?" under their breath in public.

Based on George Washington's Rules of Civility & Decent Behavior-but updated for modern life-it's 99 blunt, funny, and painfully relatable rules for acting like a decent human in the age of side-eyes, smartphones, and social noise.

Read it. Gift it. Live it.